rae || nineteen || that tiny state
Teen Wolf, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Les Miserables, Lord of the Rings, Community, The Mentalist, Psych, Supernatural, Madoka Magica, Disney, Studio Ghibli, Dreamworks, Pixar, Sherlock, Good Omens, Avatar the Last Airbender, Fable, The Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, K-Pop, Marvel, and sometimes DC.
❒ single ❒ taken ✔ fandom
I wish this was an exaggeration, I really do.
But its not
Dear lord, this is one of the most accurate posts on this site.
You forgot the ruffles.
this is me shopping
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
I read everything in my grandma’s voice, probably because she used to read a bunch to me when I was little
so now, my children, you understand why I cannot read erotic fanfiction